I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
