HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
not ubering you a puppy
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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