Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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