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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.

(402): View more from Nebraska

but it's kind of a high honor.

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(515): View more from Iowa

In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.

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(765): View more from Indiana

The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor

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(740): View more from Ohio

Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!

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(330): View more from Ohio

im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.

(517): View more from Michigan

I've just been napping and sexting all day.

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