Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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