My brain says no but my pants say off.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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