Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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