sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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