ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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