he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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