Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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