I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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