I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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