How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
