His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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