oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
