I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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