Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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