....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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