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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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