I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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