Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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