My first STD was from a foam party
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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