Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
only if we run a train.
done.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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