his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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