So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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