You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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