let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i love accidental penises.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.