So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.