the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner