I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.