i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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