i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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