I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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