this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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