I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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