Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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