My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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