i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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