so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I know her cup size but not her name....
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