i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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