The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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