Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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