whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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