so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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