Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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