someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The power of my boobs compel you
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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