Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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