I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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