I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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