I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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