You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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