The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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