yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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