Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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