do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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