..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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