Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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