I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Porn is love you can see.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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