I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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