Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How does one acquire holy water?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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